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Collection of the best celebrity prank calls
Here is a collection of some of the best celebrity prank calls and even the sound boards that go along with it. Go ahead and make a prank call of your own. And if its funny let me know because there’s nothing better than a good prank call.
Ebaumsworld – Celebrity Prank Phone calls
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )29 Year old Virgin!
While 40 year old virgin was a hilarious movie. 29, year old virgin is a product of the marketing machine of woman’s rag called Jane. So you would be expecting some nerd who still lives with his parents and has a huge collection of Star Wars action figures and his mommy still makes him PB&J sandwiches. Nope, actually this is the story of a 29 year old woman called Sarah who is soliciting the help of Jane magazine because she wishes to find Mr.Right before her 30th birthday so he could pop her cherry. OK, maybe that’s a bid crude, but hey! the woman hasn’t been laid in 29 years! I find it hard to to survive 29 days. So if you’re in the neighborhood and are a guy then go ahead and ask her out or rather get in line. Who knows you might just be the lucky one to get in there (pun intended) 😉
Very Funny Ads
Ever wanted to watch that funny ad over and over and over again. Well now you can. This site is an excellent time waster.
http://veryfunnyads.com/
I especially like the Isenbeck Ad from Argentina. Che, es bueeeniiiiisimo!
Snakes on a Babe!?
OK, so how low will they go trying to promote this damn movie?? Pretty low, pretty low. Since they’ve made it, why not play it! Here you go… Snakes on a Babe game.
Happy Birthday (to me)…. Reinvented!
OK, another year gone and another notch added to my belt of life. So I ponder why we have made so much progress and yet we still have the same old tired Happy Birthday song. So here’s my attempt at changing that.
It’s your Birthday!
It’s your Birthday!
Hey you.. It’s your Birthday
For us, it’s just another day
But for you more than we can say
Coz you’re older,
Older and it shows
We’re glad its you and not us.. yeah it blows
Chorus
It’s your Birthday!
It’s your Birthday!
Hey you.. It’s your Birthday
(and then point at the person and end it with a “you bitch, you slut, you whore”)
Yay! now go on and do your part and spread the word. For the musically inclined please add some good melody to it. I am open to suggestions to improving the above lyrics.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )The Treadmill Quartet!
These guys are amazing! Wonder how many times they fell before they got it right. (Note to kids, don’t try this at home. But if you do, please do send me the bloopers)
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Satisfy the inner Rockstar..
Aimless browsing helps you stumble upon some very interesting sites. Mr. Fastfinger is one such site that is entertaining and funny at the same time. He is a crazy mix between a rocker guitarist and a shaolin monk. Living in the jungle, he teaches you to wax on and wax off your guitar. Rock out!
What do CNN and MSNBC do with Blogs?
Jon Stewart does an exposé on Blogs and the poor attempts of the news networks at trying to incorporate it into their programming.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )How NOT to ask a girl out….
OK, so imagine you’re a girl (if you already are then skip that) and you go out to a friends party. As at any party, there are a variety of people, at different levels of sobriety. Or should I say levels of inebriation. You meet a guy and have a chat with him and that’s that. The next day you check your email and voila! You get an email from the same drunk guy. It all depends on what your level of attraction was to this bloke. In any case, being single it’s always flattering to be asked out unexpectedly.
But this English guy took it a bit too far. He met this girl at a party and he really like her. So he got her email address from the party invite and wrote an email. This is where it get it’s interesting.
He started of by saying, “It was wonderful to meet you on Saturday, and I wonder if you would consider meeting me for coffee sometime; maybe at the Tate Modern? OK. This is where my common sense is telling me to stop? keep it simple and positive Joe.”
And as I was reading, I kept saying STOP Joe STOP. But NOO… Joe didn’t quit. He goes on to say “Your smile is the freshest of my special memories. Regardless of whether we see each other again, I will use it as I do my other special memories. I will call on it when I am disheartened or low.”
Umm… Joe? How many tequila shots did you do? But wait, it get’s better.
“If you are half as intelligent and aware as I believe you to be, I am sure that you will find what I have written, in the very least, sweet. If I am twice as lucky as I would dare to hope, you will find this note charming and agree to contact me and arrange a date.”
Now you are questioning her intelligence! A word of advice to you wannabe Romeos, NEVER and I say NEVER write an email when you are drunk. Specially not to someone that is a potential date. And, yes I tell this from personal experience too.
So what does this girl do? Like any other girl, she shares it with her sister. And her sister shares it with her office, who shares it with the rest of the world. Ah… the power of the Internet.
If you want to read the entire original email please click here.
After reading it, you be the judge. Leave your comments. Creepy or Sweet?
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )“Sunday Bloody Sunday”
The George Bush Remix… enjoy. Very well done!
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Paradoxed 